M - Snow Professionals

I know we've made it look simple, but these operations were carried out under only the most controlled conditions. Precise calculations and full risk assessment are the name of the game, folks. We are trained professionals.

Pallet man, as he's known in the industry, undergoes hours and hours of brutal combat condition training and recertification at a secret location deep within the Arctic Circle. The ice caked on Pallet Man's head equals commitment. Nothing more. If we reveal any more details we'd have to kill you...slowly.

Pallet Man usually takes weeks to recover after an operation of this magnitude. Coincidentally, that's also how long before mom will talk to us after witnessing the red mud stains. :-(